Saturday, August 28, 2010

Love Story of a Young Man

                                                               Love Story of a young man:

                                            I used to be like this.. 


                                              I Met a girl.. ? :)

                                          She was like this ;)

                                            Together we were like this.. :-*

                                             I gave her gifts like this...

                                         When she accepted my proposal, I was like this... :D

                                       I used to talk to her all night like this .....

                                             And at office used to do this....

When my friends saw my girl friend, they stared like this...

And I used to react like this...

                                 BUT on Valentine day, She gave red roses to someone else like this..

                                                And I was like this..... :-x

Which later led to this

                                        I felt like doing this....

                                                  But rather did this.....

                                                 I started doing this.....

                                                                    And this....

                                                     And I ended up like this.... :(

My Mum is Amazing - Allah Knows by Zain Bhikha

Saturday, August 14, 2010

6 things that boys notice in girls

Love at first sight?
Well, not quite  but what guys first notice about you and how they may or may not determine whether he asks you out.

1.How thick your hair is:

It seems strange, but it all relates to evolution. Luscious locks signal that a woman is healthy.

2.Your smile:

Most men are good at detecting whether or not your smile is genuine. Radiate good vibes that signal you're relaxed and want to have fun.

3.The size of your crew:

If the group is too large, he will be afraid to approach you and single you and out. If you're just with one other friend, he may not want to intrude on "girls' night out". The perfect size is three.

4.Your hip-to-waist ratio:

Sometimes evolution works in our favour, other times it does not. If your waist is noticeably smaller than your hips, it signifies fertility, just one more thing men are attracted to.

5.Your glowing complexion:

Radiant skin often goes hand-in-hand with good mental health. Stress and anxiety usually cause dull skin, so take full advantage of those special lotions and bronzers.

6.Youe eyes:

No, it is not the butt or chest, but the eyes that men focus on more than any other body part. Add some dramatic eye make-up to draw more attention to them.


Ram is Hindu

John is Christin

"Ram+John = Ramjohn (Ramzan)"

Ramzan is Muslim Festival.

That is INDIA. JAI HIND :)

Salary Theorem

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time


Knowledge = Power

Time = Money

Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.


The less you know, the more you make.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Tips during pregnancy

some of the tips to be followed during pregnancy are:

1.Keep yourself acive but also keep your mind calm and relaxed.
2.Do not watch horror movies, enjoy watching humorous movies instead.
3.Read some inspirational or spiritually uplifting books and know that your baby will grow listening.
4.Do not carry anything heavy.
5.Practice yoga on an empty stomach or atleast three hours after eating your meals.
6.Exercise at least 5-6 times a week.
7.Be joyful at all times and always keep smiling.
8.Always be with the persons who make you smile.

Allow your mind to be joyful and eagerly waiting to deliver a beautiful and a unique present of life on earth to this beautiful world! This is the unique gift that any man cannot even imagine.

 May your family, friends, nation, nature, good spirits and God guide you towards having the most unique and blessed child in the universe :)